Remember this SNL character played by Jon Lovett?
And now this:
Time Magazine called to say that I was PROBABLY going to be named “Man (Person) of the Year,” like last year, but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 24, 2017
And Anna Wintour called and asked me to be the next Vogue cover model, but it involved a photo shoot, and I’m intensely private, so I took a pass. Thanks anyway!
Yeah, that’s the ticket.