More Liquid Paper Needed

Do you remember Liquid Paper?  That weird smelling concoction people used when they made an error when writing with pen?  It was like paint – you slopped it on the paper, blew on it to help it dry, and then rewrote to fix the error.

It’s not needed in the age of computers, but I hope Jared and Ivanka got a good deal on a case of liquid paper while it was still available, because it’s time for Jared to amend his security clearance for again.

Newsweek has the details on yet another omission by Jared on his security clearance form

Dude – group your poop, get it together, do some memory tricks, whatever it takes, and perhaps, just perhaps, tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth on your forms, would ya? Because these “accidental omissions” are starting to seem like they aren’t so accidental.

Because if you can’t come clean, I suspect you’ll be hearing the phrase “the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth…so help you God” in another venue — like perhaps a Grand Jury or a visit with Special Counsel Mueller.

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